Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. She usually sleeps through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, “Tell me Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary did not stir, John, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty.” shouted Mary and the teacher said, “Very good.” and Mary fell back to sleep. Awhile later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Saviour?”, but Mary did not even stir from her slumber. Once again, John came to the rescue and struck her. “Jesus Christ.” shouted Mary and the teacher said, “Very good.” and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, John jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I will break it in half.”
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