Answering Machine
1. Hi, I am probably home, I am just avoiding someone I do not like. Leave me a message and if I do not call back, that person is you.
2. Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I have already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you did not lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, do not worry, I have plenty of money.
3. Hi, you have reached 555-3456. John is in. Oh no, he is out. Yes, he is in again. Oh no, he is out. Why don't you just leave your name and number and he will call you as soon as he comes.
4. Hi, you have reached John and Mary. We cannot pick up the phone right now, because we are doing something we really enjoy. John likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right real slowly. Please leave a message and when we are done brushing our teeth we will get back to you.
5. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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