Differences Between Men & Women
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she does not need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, and she does.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does not.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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