Couple Behaviour Time Line
Apology
6 weeks: Honey muffin, I will never hold this against you.
6 months: Do not ever do this again.
6 years: What is it that you don’t understand about what I just said?
Back From Work
6 weeks: Honey, I am home.
6 months: Back.
6 years: What did your mother cook for us today?
Cooking
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good.
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: Not again.
Dating Process
6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 months: Of course I love you.
6 years: God, if I did not love you, then why the hell did I propose?
Gifts
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months: I bought you a painting. It would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years: Here is the money. Buy yourself something.
New Dress
6 weeks: You look like an angel in that dress.
6 months: You bought a new dress again?
6 years: How much did that cost me?
Phone Ringing
6 weeks: Honey, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months: Here, for you.
6 years: Phone ringing.
Vacations
6 weeks: How do two weeks in Italy or anywhere you please sound?
6 months: What is so bad about going to Islamabad on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What is so bad about staying at home?
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