DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
SON: I will choose my own bride.
DAD: The girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
SON: In that case, okay.
DAD TO BILL GATES: I have a husband for your daughter.
BILL GATES: My daughter is too young to marry.
DAD TO BILL GATES: This young man is the vice-president of the World Bank.
BILL GATES: Well, Okay then.
DAD TO WORLD BANK PRESIDENT: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK: I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
DAD TO WORLD BANK PRESIDENT: This young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK: Okay then.
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