MALAYSIAN: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
SINGAPOREAN: Of course.
MALAYSIAN: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what is inside. After that, we collect the crust in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Singapore.
SINGAPOREAN: ...
MALAYSIAN: Do you eat jam with the bread?
SINGAPOREAN: Of course.
MALAYSIAN: We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. After that, we put all the peels, seeds, and other leftovers in a container, recycle them and transform them into jam before we sell it to Singapore.
SINGAPOREAN: Do you have sex in Malaysia?
MALAYSIAN: Why, of course we do.
SINGAPOREAN : Do you wear protection?
MALAYSIAN: Of course. We wear condoms.
SINGAPOREAN : What do you do with the condoms once you have used them?
MALAYSIAN: Of course we throw them away.
SINGAPOREAN: We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Malaysia. That is the real reason why chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
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