There were two nuns, one of them was known as Sister Logical (SL) and the other one was known as Sister Mathematical (SM). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It is logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: At this rate he will reach us in fifteen minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It is not working.
SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: What shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You go that way and I will go this way. He cannot follow both of us. (The man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then, Sister Logical arrives.)
SM: Thank God you are here. Tell me what happened.
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he followed me.
SM: What happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: Then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh dear. What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh no. What happened then?
SL: It is logical. A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
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