The Problem With Boys
If he breaks his promise, he says he is forced to do so.
If you break your promise, he says you cannot be trusted.
If he hurts you, he says you are sensitive.
If you hurt him, he says you are cruel.
If he is smarter than you, he says he is great.
If you are smarter than him, he says you make him lose face.
If he scores well in his examinations, he says it is brains.
If you score well in your examinations, he says it is luck.
If he smokes, he says he is a gentleman.
If you smoke, he says you are a bad girl.
If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn.
If you do not argue with him, he says you are brainless.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him.
If you do not dress nicely, he says you are from a kampong.
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you do not love him, he will try to possess you.
If you make love with him, he says you are cheap.
If you do not make love with him, he says you do not love him.
If you scold him, he says you are like a nanny to him.
If he scolds you, he says it is because he cares for you.
If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome.
If you do not tell him your problem, he says that you do not trust him.
If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him.
If you do not treat him nicely, he says you are proud.
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