Junior College Students Changing A Light Bulb
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to be one of the top five JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They would use their money to employ YJC students to do it for them.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They would prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many HCI(JC) students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RI(JC).
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will use their innovation to find their way out of the dark.
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made the male teachers cry.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are all too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The principal will do something about the light bulb.
Q: How many RI(JC) students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it, and one faculty to write about light bulbs.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Huh, what lite barb?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright themselves.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They would not bother.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags to give him or her support.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The teacher will tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change it. (How do you think they are able to change it for ACJC?)
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