Restaurant Jokes
CUSTOMER: Do you serve crabs?
WAITER: Sit down, we serve anyone.
CUSTOMER: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
WAITER: Funny? Why you are not laughing?
CUSTOMER: Waiter, there is a dead beetle in my soup.
WAITER: Yes, they are not very good swimmers.
CUSTOMER: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
WAITER: That is all right. He will not drink much.
CUSTOMER: Waiter, there is a fly swimming in my soup.
WAITER: So what? Do you expect me to call a lifeguard?
CUSTOMER: Waiter, what is the meaning of this fly in my tea?
WAITER: I do not know. I am a waiter, not a fortune teller.
CUSTOMER: Waiter, what is this soup called?
WAITER: It is called special chicken soup.
CUSTOMER: I see no chicken in it.
WAITER: That is why it is special.
CUSTOMER: Is this lamb chop or pork chop?
WAITER: Can you tell the difference by taste?
CUSTOMER: No, I cannot.
WAITER: Then does it really matter?
WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?
CUSTOMER: What other colours do you have?
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